Monday, December 20, 2004

I feel bad for the Philippine people.....

because they have to deal with non-stop Fernando Poe, Jr. bullshit all day. I went to my aunt's house to get a haircut the other day and she has the Filipino Channel. Guess what they were showing all day on the Filipino news? Shit about how people were stepping on his flowers and him being so great. It seemed as if God died in the Philippines and they're mourning it. Jeez people, he's just a fucking actor! All about FPJ this and FPJ that. Shit man, it's like he cured cancer, AIDS, obesity, and the common cold all on the same day. Well, I'd mourn the person who cured all those but FPJ? What the fuck, man?! All he did was star in shitty ass action movies where his damsel in distress could be the age of his granddaughter and whatnot.

I'll probably post my top ten films of the year tomorrow as critics throughout the nation are currently posting theirs (Roger Ebert's #1 was Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby" and Kenneth Turan's was "Sideways").

I also saw a shitload of movies the past two days:
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (UNRATED): HILARITY at its most insane level. A-
Men Suddenly in Black: A solid comedy that falls apart at the end. C+
New Police Story: Jackie Chan's best movie since Drunken Master 2, amazing fight scenes, and a color cast of characters round up this solid action film. B+
A-1: Not about the steak sauce but about an apartment room number. Angelica Lee is deliciously hot in this film. The movie was decent but nothing to write home about. B
Taegukgi: A great film that gets too melodramatic at the end for it's own good. It could have been perfect, if not only for the sappy and completely horrible ending. C

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