Thursday, October 28, 2004

Apart from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story and Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Team America: World Police is one of the funniest movies this year. I think I need to go watch it again because I missed so many parts due to extreme laughter. I felt like I did 300 crunches after the movie was finished. One hilarious speech from the movie:

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies dont like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."

HILARIOUS.

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