Still in Boracay, the trip has been pretty good so far. It would have been great if everyone else was here. J.L. is just so goddamn fucking annoying. Sometimes I think he pushes everything to the max so his sister will be blamed. The thing I hate about him is that he doesn't want to be called disabled but yet he wants to be pitied upon when the chips are down. Another thing is that he keeps on following Kat and I all around the goddamn place. Kat and I were having a conversation and fucking BOOM, he's there. "Just ignore me, I won't listen." Yeah fucking right douche! My mom really hates it when he interrupts their conversations. My mom and Tita Ester were having a conversation when suddenly out of the blue J.L. asks his mom if she could write him a sick note so he won't go to school on Tuesday. That brings me to another thing, if douche and a half gets to miss two days, why the hell didn't Miguel and Ramon go? The reason they didn't go is the fact that they would miss two days. After 4 years, I don't think that J.L. has matured at all. I know he's mentally challenged and all but these type of people still fricking mature. Look at my other cousin Jason, he's even more mentally challenged and now he works as a librarian. He's even thinking of starting a family and going to the U.S. when he finally has one.

For example, after we eat at this expensive Italian restaurant near the beach, we go home. And what does J.L. do? He ignores everything and goes straight to the TV. Another problem is that he doesn't appreciate the beauty of Boracay because he never goes out. He just stays in and watches TV all day. It's like it was a waste of money that he went. I'm just gonna stop talking about him now. It's just pissing me off.

It's not even close to reaching the end of my Philippine trip but there's already been some great things about it.
- The cockroach hours after arriving in the Philippines at the condo.
- The delayed reaction of all the girls (Chri, Fi, Kat) and my fat ass upon seeing the cockroach.
- Arvin, Pam's boyfriend, who wants me to date a black girl and get her pregnant so he can adopt the baby and make it his slave.
- Arvin's amazement at all things black people. His expression at seeing black people at Cafeteria was priceless. You really couldn't write that shit.
- Cranium, cranium, cranium. I'm so fucking hooked on this board game. Pam and Felice should be banned from creating sculptures though.
- Chrissie's tolerance for my snoring.
- The shit Filipino movies I've seen: Super Noypi and Shake, Rattle, and Roll 8. SRR 8 actually had a decent middle story until the fucking doll (which was supposed to be a baby) showed up. Shit, even Pam flinched during that movie. Super Noypi was fucking bad, bad, bad. So bad that during the convenience store scene, all the fucking goods inside the store weren't even goods. They were just empty bags with words SOAP, SNACK, and CHIPS written on them. Hell, even Felice and Powie were so disgusted they left 30 minutes before the movie ended. Fuck man, the villain even dressed as M. Bison!
- ENCHANTED FUCKING KINGDOM!!!!! Pam screaming like hell at the kiddie roller coaster (again, you can't write that shit). Me getting drenched at the rapids ride. Riding the roller coaster with Migs. Riding ATVs with Chri and Fi. Watching some stupid ass movie ride with everyone. At the end of the day at EK, someone smelled fierce, Chrissie's ass was tired from driving, and everyone was full from Burger Machine.
- Everything tasting better in the Philippines. Burger Machine was the fucking best.

The bad things in the Philippines
- J.L.'s unbearable annoyance.
- Furby's mood swings.
- Chrissie's bad, bad, bad habit! (You know what I'm talking about Chrissie!)
- My mom getting into a freak accident after eating at the Italian resto near the beach in Boracay. Fucking palm tree branch fell on her stomach. She moaned and squirmed. When the owner asked what he could do, she asked for a frickin' iced tea. That's fucking it. Seriously, she's been addicted to iced tea ever since drinking one from Jollibee.
- If everything tasted better in the Philippines, the McRice Chicken Burger sucked the big one. Instead of a bun, it's two patties of rice with the meat in the middle. It's not food anymore, it's a freak.

Hopefully more things to come in the next few days.