Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Movie reviews:

The Fast and the Furious - Tokyo Drift: This movie was actually pretty entertaining. The performances were pretty bad with the exception of Sung Kang who plays the bad ass Han. The main actress had such a strong Australian accent that it was bothering the hell outta me. If she lived in Japan all her life, why the fuck does she have an Australian accent? The lead wasn't charismatic and his Texan accent also bothered me. But all in all, an entertaining movie. I think the ending is great though.

Click: Two movies in one, people! The beginning of the movie started like every other Sandler film, hilarious! When the remote started going crazy the film got jolted into drama territory and it just felt.....awkward. Still, it's a really funny movie! Kate Beckinsale has a rockin' body man. My cousin couldn't stop gawking at her body throughout the entire goddamn movie.

Superman Returns: Oh, why did I hate SR?
Wooden acting? Check.
Stupid action sequences? Check.
Stupid characters? Check. The kid was cute but man did I hate him towards the end. If he was just a kid it would've been great but man, did they fuck up!
Stupid villain? Check. Kevin Spacey is not to blame for this fuck up. It's Superman's fault. Sure, they have Kumar as a villain but they kill him after he runs from a fucking boulder. BAH!
What the fuck went wrong? They tried making Superman Returns into Batman Begins but there's a problem......Superman has no flaws. He is completely the most invincible superhero known in the comic world. Save for his weakness in the knees for kryptonite, he is flawless. That is what was great with Batman Begins and Spider-Man 2.....the human element. Bryan Singer was trying to inject some humanity into Superman but failed miserably.

Dare I say it? I think Superman Returns is so far the worst film this year!

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