Man, the funniest thing happened last night. As my brother and I were finishing our late night snack of homemade burgers, my brother suddenly screams. He laughs, then I laugh. I laugh so hard my horribly underdeveloped ab muscles begin to ache like hell. A few minutes later he tells me why he screamed, "I thought I saw a cat." Again, we continue laughing our heads off until we finally stop. My bro, being so tired for being at school for more than 9 hours, was hallucinating that there was a cat under the table.

Man, you can't write this shit up.