Wednesday, December 31, 2008

You know what I hate?

Lead singers in shit rock bands that sound like chicks.

Come on, man! Couldn't you have tried singing at least with some dynamic range like Jeff Buckley or Thom Yorke? They earn their fucking falsettos! They don't sound like douches getting their balls stepped on!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I can't believe he would explode like that because of cold (slightly warm) chicken.

The Greatest Gift of All.

So what is it?

Well, it's staying with your dad because he decided to take a week and a half long vacation because the year ended and his vacation days reset back to zero. Fuck. Me.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

After seeing it one more time, I think that Slumdog Millionaire is an even better film than The Dark Knight. Why? Wency summed it up perfectly. "Slumdog's peak is directly at the end whereas Dark Knight's was the truck scene." Even though I find Dark Knight to be a absolute masterpiece in filmmaking, Slumdog's emotional and structural ascension is much more potent giving the ending an exclamation point to a beautiful, intense, harrowing, and transcendent film.

AND I'm going to say it.

Slumdog Millionaire is the best film of 2008. Yes, even beating out the Dark Knight.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Slumdog Millionaire. It's probably my 2nd favorite film of 2008 after the Dark Knight. It's absorbing, enthralling, intense and it completely earns it's ending. You must watch this film.