Thursday, July 28, 2005

Man, the funniest thing happened last night. As my brother and I were finishing our late night snack of homemade burgers, my brother suddenly screams. He laughs, then I laugh. I laugh so hard my horribly underdeveloped ab muscles begin to ache like hell. A few minutes later he tells me why he screamed, "I thought I saw a cat." Again, we continue laughing our heads off until we finally stop. My bro, being so tired for being at school for more than 9 hours, was hallucinating that there was a cat under the table.

Man, you can't write this shit up.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Family Guy has been getting more and more hilarious. The funniest thing about this past week's episode has to be about Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. They had a sketch of him in a rehab center for his addiction to cookies. When it was time for contraband check, they found some cookies under his sheets. Of course, CM denied they were his until he started to munch them up while the rehab orderlies took him and injected him with some calming fluid. Later in the episode, we see him cooking up some cookie dough like it was heroin or something. Pretty hilarious stuff I tell you.

Oh yeah, Wency has been an asshole lately.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Ever since I've downloaded this album, it is among the best soundtracks I have EVER listened to. It's even better than the Batman Begins soundtrack, the Gladiator soundtrack, and most soundtracks I have.

Wency and I made a music video using Fall Out Boy's "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" as the song and I hate it. No offense to my brother but his directing skills suck. During one angle, he kept on shaking the camera erratically because he was getting into the music too much. I hate the music video because it makes me look too much like a dumbass. My brother wants to direct this and direct that but lacks every decent thing a director has. One of these things is a vision while another is a complete understanding of what directing actually entails.

On another note, we are no longer making the so-called movie anymore. I think it's just stupid to try to make a film where ideas are being jumbled around and where a stable idea can't be held on to.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

"She just eyefucked the shit outta me."
"I just got midnight raped."
"You just got a sack lunch! Yumyumyumyumyum."

Wedding Crashers - hilarious

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Hey people.

I haven't updated in a while and no one took part in the lyric/band matching contest so no one wants that shake from Culver's eh?

Well, stuff has been pretty boring as of late. Cousin Felice came a couple of weeks ago and she looks bored. Her face looks bored, her arms look bored, her legs look bored, even her stance looks bored. I don't blame her for being bored. It sucks being here in the good ol' U.S. of effing A. You have to drive everywhere. What's missing here are some colorful characters. Like the pure heart of Chrissie, the awesomeness of Pam, the rebel side of Kat, Wency's drunkeness, Ramon's subtle homosexuality, Tita Mimi's awkward nature, Powie's hilarious laughter, Ambé's thievery, and the asshole-ness of Furby. That's what's missing.

In other things to talk about, just saw Park Chan-Wook's Joint Security Area. I was bound to be underwhelmed after watching his masterpieces Oldboy and Sympathy for Mr. Vengenace but Joint Security Area ranks up there among the best of Asian cinema. It's close to the greatness of Oldboy but misses it by a couple of notches.

I wonder where all my cousins have gone (except for Felice, because she's here DUH). I no longer see them on Yahoo! Messenger or MSN Messenger. Hey guys, if you guys are still there, give me a comment or something. We haven't spoken in a while.

In other other things to talk about, when Felice arrived she was given a Video CD. It was kinda like the small notebook that Pam made for Christian and myself when we left the Philippines. It was cool to see it and the ending made me laugh out loud. Most of the comments about Fifi were in Tagalog and while I was trying to read it and translate Tagalog --> English but it was going too fast. My brain was getting tired just by reading those comments. I think I saw a "You're cool" comment in there somewhere, I think.

In other other other things to write down and talk about, music CDs now are mastered horribly. I was reading an article on how albums now are mastered loudly. Too loudly in fact that some subtle qualities of the recording are destroyed. To find out if a recording has been mastered badly, I used ReplayGain on Foobar2000 on each and every song I have. If the song goes past the track gain of -9 (i.e. -10, -11, -12) decibels then it's badly mastered. -8 decibles is really pushing it in terms of loudness and fidelity but -9 db is the cutoff. I think the best mastered album I have right now is the Batman Begins soundtrack. The second best mastered album I have is the Norah Jones album. No wonder she won all those Grammys a couple of years ago, she has a beautiful voice and it's mastered correctly. The worst albums I have that are horribly mastered are Garbage's "Bleed Like Me" album at -13 db, Keane's "Hopes and Fears" at -12db, and Linkin Park's "Hybrid Theory" and "Meteora". Linkin Park has among the worst mastered songs ranging from -10.1db to -16db! The best mastered track of Linkin Park's has to be "My December" which has a ReplayGain master of -6db. I think it's still LP's best song lyrically, musically, and emotionally.

Finally, one more thing to say. If you haven't read my brother's blog yet, it's pretty funny what happened to him and Melanie and a goddamn little spider. I was sitting the seat in front of Christian and Melanie and I began to hear Melanie making a noise. "A spider!" She began clutching at Wency's arm as it began moving at the top of the minivan. I asked my mom for a piece of tissue to kill it with and when I tried to grab it, it fell next to Melanie. Melanie's body clutched my brother's so tightly. The funniest thing was that Christian was horrified as well. He was clutching onto his side of the van so hard. Man, you can't write this shit up.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Pop quiz hotshot, match the lyric to the band and song title:

1. "So deep, that I didn't even scream 'fuck me.'"
2. "Why don't presidents fight the war?!/ Why do they always send the poor?!"
3. "in the doorway boy/she was a lipstick boy"
4. "light up light up as if you have a choice"
5. "do you hear my heart beating?/can you hear that sound?/cuz I can't help thinking/and i don't look down"
6. "tell myself on the ride home/getting tired hating all i've known/holding on like its all i have"

a. Embrace - "Gravity" (the Coldplay song not played by Coldplay)
b. Snow Patrol - "Run"
c. The Used - "All That I've Got"
d. System of a Down - "B.Y.O.B."
e. Acceptance - "Different"
f. Underworld - "Born Slippy [NUXX]"

Winner gets a free shake at Culver's. SO POST NOW!

In other notes, that LIVE8 concert looked pretty good but goddamn there were so many fucking commercials. I hope that it goes on DVD someday.