If you haven't seen Up, watch it. It's, by far, the best movie of the year yet. It's also the funniest Pixar movie and I think the best Pixar movie yet.

Do it for Dug.

Maybe I'll never understand why my father has these inane fits of rage. All of a sudden he'll treat me like shit. Maybe he likes it when he feels superior. When he talks down to somebody.

I wish he had throat cancer. So he could just shut up already.